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murkavenue:

CLUE 1:
     “went to short dogs house,
       they was watching Yo MTV
       RAPS”
Yo MTV RAPS first aired:
               Aug 6th 1988
CLUE 2:
Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on:
               Feb 23 1993
CLUE 3:
      ”The Lakers beat the Super 
       Sonics”
Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release of the single FEBRUARY 23 1993 where the Lakers beat the Super Sonics:
      Nov 11 1988    114-103
      Nov 30 1988    110-106
      Apr    4 1989    115-97
      Apr  23 1989    121-117
      Jan  17 1990    100-90
      Feb  28 1990    112-107
      Mar  25 1990    116-94
      Apr  17  1990    102-101
      Jan  18  1991    105-96
      Mar  24  1991    113-96
      Apr  21  1991    103-100
      Jan  20  1992    116-110
CLUE 4:
Dates of those Laker wins over SuperSonics where it was a clear day with no Smog:
                Nov 30 1988
                Apr   4  1989
                Jan 18  1991
                Jan 20  1992
CLUE 5:
     “Got a beep from Kim, and
         she can fuck all night”
beepers weren’t adopted by mobile phone companies until the 1990s. Dates left where mobile beepers were availible to public:
                 Jan 18 1991
                 Jan 20 1992
CLUE 6:
Ice Cube starred in the film “Boyz in the hood” that released late Summer of 1991, but was being filmed mid-late 1990 early 1991 and Ice Cube was busy on set filming the movie Jan 18 1991 too busy to be lounging around the streets with no plans. Ladies and Gentlemen..

The ONLY day where:
Yo MTV Raps was on air
It was a clear and smogless day
Beepers were commercially sold
Lakers beat the SuperSonics
and Ice Cube had no events to attend was…
         
          JANUARY 20 1992
      National Good Day Day

-Donovan

This is the best post in the history of the internet. This is a non-negotiable fact. Reblog this post and spread the word. 

Utterly amazing. 

That’s it, pack up and go home everyone.

The internet’s done. You can’t get better than figuring out Ice Cube’s Good Day.

incredibly relevant

for real this is one of the most impressive things I have ever seen on the Internet. 

this person needs a goddamn medal

panasonicyouth:

In an effort to promote my Mark Does Stuff Internet empire and the oncoming release of the first Mark Reads Harry Potter ebook (LIKE TWO DAYS OH MY GOD), I am going on the road in February to host a series of meet-ups and live readings of various things I’ve done on my sites!

I run Mark Reads and Mark Watches, where I pedantically write about the experience of discovering a new book or television show, one chapter/episode per day. I’ve gotten to the point where I have nearly half a million regular readers (!!!!!!!!) and I’m not even going to get into how many there are who only stop by a few times. Right now, I’m slogging my way through The Lord of the Rings for the first time and Buffy The Vampire Slayer. NO SPOILERS I KNOW NOTHING OH MY GOD

Anyway! You don’t have to follow me to come hang out, and there are tons of you who I’d like to meet. This whole tour is very D.I.Y. and if it’s successful, I’ll book a second and third leg across the US to hit the south, the midwest, and all along the western side of this fine nation, and then possibly head across the Atlantic to do a few dates. 

ANYWAY GETTING TO THE POINT. Here is the master post with all ten dates on the Intensity in Ten Cities Tour. Each date clicks off to a Facebook event; please RSVP if you are coming so I know how many people to account for! If you don’t have a FB, just post a comment on that page so I know. 

Here’s the list of dates:

2/18: Pittsburgh, PA – Literazzi Event, Eljays
2/19: Cleveland, OH – Still need venue!
2/20: Detroit, MI – Still need venue!
2/21: Toronto, ON – Lunik Co-Op Cafe, Glendon College, York University. 4-8pm!
2/23: Montreal, QB – Second Cup, 800 Place Victoria, H4Z 1A1
2/24: Boston, MA – Quincy Market, downtown Boston
2/25: New York City, NY – Venue booked, details soon. 
2/27: Philadelphia, PA – The Last Drop 
2/28: Washington, D.C. – Booking possible Harry Potter/Nerdfighter event.
2/29: Chicago, IL – Still need venue!

I would love to meet you and hang out! Pass this along to get the word out, and OH MY GOD THIS IS GOING TO BE SO AWESOME

Reblogging myself to remind my followers that I’m going on tour, I need only three venues left to book, and I will have BOOKS and SHIRTS to sell. You don’t need to follow Mark Reads or Mark Watches to come. IF YOU JUST WANT TO HANG OUT THIS IS TOTALLY OKAY! Come out! It’ll be amazing!

A Jurassic Park liveblog is happening.

You should join me because Jurassic Park is seriously the best.

andromedalogic:

it frustrates me how awareness of vitally important disability issues, concepts and human rights violations is so unlikely to spread beyond the disability community

like, it’s gr8 that tumblr is there to defend me if someone says ‘oh my god, I’m so OCD!’ in my presence— but you know, that’s a minor annoyance. even last semester, when my lab instructor repeatedly said ‘don’t do that, that’s just retarded’ in reference to various mistakes that I myself was liable to make— okay, I admit it contributed to me skipping lab several times and instead cowering miserably in the student lounge, but I still don’t need the entire nation jumping on it.

but if in future I am consistently and arbitrarily denied employment because I flapped my hands and used the wrong tone of voice in an interview— well, that’s discrimination. and I’m already going forward in life with the knowledge that I MAY NEVER GET A JOB.

and the kind of pervasive mistreatment that occurs invisibly in institutions but also permeates the culture at large, that robs humans of their dignity and autonomy, that infantilizes and degrades every single day: nobody’s talking about that. except us.

i mean i’m not an activist i am shit at anything remotely socially conscious but idgi what is this lip service even about if no one pays attention to cases of serious bigotry and abuse

i mean gr8 all i see is a lot of people talking amongst themselves about how we can’t call people stupid and crazy without regard to WHAT HAPPENS TO THE ACTUAL STUPID AND CRAZY PEOPLE (LIKE ME AND MY FRIENDS)

dobbaaa:

gardenofmadness:

kermitthefrrog:

So i’m submitting my paper to my teacher on the submission website and i clicked the wrong file to send her.

I sent her this gif on accident.

omfg

Literally just spit water everywhere holy fuck

i laughed.

still laughing.