hey so

if you want to watch a movie that will never allow you to see michael gambon (dumbledore #2) in any other role ever

and if you want to watch a movie that is simultaneously gorgeous, brilliantly filmed, and full of vibrant colors

and if that same movie is also one of the most disgusting and nauseating and repulsive things you’ve ever witnessed

and if that same movie has hellen mirren, ciaran hinds, and tim roth in it

and if that same movie makes you feel so many conflicting things that you feel like at any moment you’re going to pop out of existence

then you should watch The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover

what the fuck did i just watch