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- Cashier: Where do you want your receipt?
- Me: Just put it in my hole.
- Cashier:
- Me:
- Cashier:
- Me:
- Me: I meant my bag. I swear I did. Oh my god I am so sorry. I don’t know why I just said that.
- Cashier:
- Me:
- Cashier:
- Me: I just want to die right now.
- Cashier: S'ok. It'll make a good story later.